First of all, let me apologize for my prolonged absence. No, I wasn't kidnapped by zombies...No, I wasn't eaten by zombies...and no I haven't become a zombie. I assure you I am alive and well. Although I was granted the wonderful opportunity of spending the majority of this past week end at Wal-mart and I'm almost positive I saw several hundred there. They were carefully disguised as the employees. I saw right through it.
Anyway, now that the kids have started back to school and I've procured every folder, notebook, pen, pencil and backpack on the face of the planet, I am hoping to resume my valuable and insightful zombie commentaries. As you can see from tonight's photo, I was thrilled to discover "Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies" while I was flipping through the recently added movies on Netflix. Whoo-hoo! Sadly, due to the fact that I was in Wal-mart hell observing zombies carefully disguised as employees, I have been unable to view the film as of yet. Not to worry...I will watch it and provide a review for this Friday's episode. I'm expecting academy-award winning performances and a best picture nomination.
*footnote*
It turns out my week end spent at Wal-mart wasn't all bad. I acquired new and frequently overlooked information:
tip #9 - be weary of zombies carefully disguised as Wal-mart employees.
This should have been blatantly obvious and I have no idea how I missed it. Those shifty zombies...they're good...damn good....
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