Ok, let's go over what we DO know about zombies:
Fact- zombies are ugly
Fact- zombies are scary
Fact- zombies want to eat you...(well, duh)
Fact- zombies smell really really bad
One other little known fact that I neglected to mention is that zombies don't like being poked with sticks. I found this out the hard way. Don't do it. So let's get in to myths.
Myth- zombies are easily distracted. Ya, for all of about 2 seconds. Don't rely on this as your primary means of escaping because it's just as effective as poking them with sticks.
Myth- zombies can't get through doors, fences, windows, etc... Yes, they can.
Myth- zombies can smell fear so stay calm. Whatever. Zombies have no sense of smell so panic all you want. Just remember to run away as fast as you can while you're panicking.
Myth- zombies are solitary creatures. NO! They always hunt in packs. There's never just one. If there was only ever one at a time, we wouldn't be having this discussion. Assume there's at least 3 or 4. Or 100.
And finally -zombies can't see in the dark, so you're safe at night. It doesn't matter. They will still find you. Especially when you're poking them with sticks. That tends to alert them to your present whereabouts.
I hope this clears up any confusion there might have been regarding what's fact and what's fiction. I haven't decided what to talk about next week, but I assure you it will be critical information you won't want to miss.
*footnote*
I will be doing a Q and A for the season finale and would love to hear your questions, so if there's anything I left out or you just want further information on a particular topic , this will be a good opportunity for you. There will also be a review of everything we've covered. There may or may not be a quiz. So you may or may not want to study. You'll need a no.2 pencil and clean underwear...just sayin'...
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