You are remaining cautious and vigilant. Nicely done. You are maintaining a plentiful supply of clean underwear. Good form. You have acquired a hunky bad ass commander. Fabulous. You are becoming skilled with your bow and arrow and have taken out dozens of zombies at this point. Good job! But you're not done yet. Now that you've beaten back the zombie horde and are safe for the moment, it's time to think about food and shelter.
#5. Take as much as you can, when you can.
You don't when or where you'll be able to resupply. Your most basic provisions must include a tent, sleeping bag, matches or some other means of starting a fire, and a fresh water source. The bow and arrow will also serve as your means to hunt wildlife for food. Which reminds me:
#6. Don't use the same arrow you've just killed a zombie with.
Zombie blood and guts will infect your dinner. This is bad, so don't do it. This falls under a basic survival skill. We will continue our discussion next week, because right now I am exhausted from eradicating zombies all day. I'm retreating to my tent and crawling into my sleeping bag as my hunky bad ass commander stands guard. Good night.
*footnote*
I'm assuming you've found a safe place out in the middle of nowhere to hide. You may refer to the photo I posted as an idea of what to look for when locating the ideal spot. The red lawn chair is optional.
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