Please allow me to apologize for the cancellation of "Zombie Friday episode 4." We were pre -empted by the Olympics. Apparently everyone's favorite event is coed naked underwater basket weaving. You'll be pleased to know the Dutch took home the gold. I sincerely hope no one was eaten because they missed out on important life saving information I failed to provide. Not my fault. Take it up with the basket weaving Dutch folk. But I digress...shall we continue?
You are remaining vigilant. You have a clean supply of underwear. You have appointed a bad ass commander. You have acquired efficient weaponry. You're remembering to take as much as you can when you can. You're not using the same arrows to hunt for food. And most critical to your survival -you have a safe and secure place to hole up. I know what you're saying. "What else could there possibly be? I can go out into the world and fight zombies now, right?"
WRONG!!! Despite the fact that you have been cautious, you wondered off alone and got yourself into a whole heap of trouble. That's right...you got yourself eaten! What were you thinking?
#8. Never, EVER go off by yourself.
I do realize that this tip is contingent on you NOT being the only person left alive. If you are well, I don't know what to tell you... It's better if we assume you have hooked up with a group. Or at least a dog. So, if you have to go to the bathroom...take your buddy. If you hear something and want to investigate... take your buddy...If you need to hunt...take your buddy. Yes, I also realize that's what your ZDI is for, but they can't be everywhere. There will be times when you find yourself alone, so keep your buddy close.
Next week we'll be talking about the zombies strengths and weaknesses. This will give you an advantage and a better understanding of what they do. You won't want to miss it, so stay with your buddy and try not to get eaten.
*footnote*
If anyone needs a buddy, I will be happy to volunteer. Just submit a written request by midnight tonight. thank you.
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