According to Wikipedia, the word "zombie" comes from the Haitian Creole, "zonbi" or the African "Nzumbe". If you are a regular viewer of "The Walking Dead" ( and you should be) they are referred to as "walkers". But no matter what you like to call them, zombies are real. This brings me to the tip of the week.
#1. You can't ever be too cautious around zombies...vigilance, my friends
You may be thinking, "Whatever...zombies are slow and stupid. No threat whatsoever." This is so wrong. Change your thinking. Zombies are a very real threat and they are everywhere! My Aunt travels quite regularly and I am always concerned for her safety. She has encountered Floridian zombies and Floridian zombie alligators. In Arizona, it was the zombie cactus. She was in constant peril. Due to the fact that she follows rule #1, she has always returned unharmed.
We will continue next week with a discussion on defense. Unfortunately, for now, just be careful. Don't be a hero.
* footnote*
Before we can continue with next weeks most important discussion of defense strategies, I have been alerted to a most desperate situation. I can no longer confirm with any degree of certainty, that my Aunt remains unharmed. she no longer has a supply of clean underwear.
#2. Friends, please keep a substantial supply of clean underwear while you are maintaining zombie vigilance. This is the last thing you want to worry about and could prove to be a costly mistake.
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