Zombie Friday. S1/ep.2

Welcome back to Zombie Friday. I'm happy to see everyone has survived the week by remaining vigilant and alert. Nicely done! Now that we've exercised caution and gone over the importance of clean underwear, we are ready to move on to defense.

Before we get into actual defense techniques and strategies, you may want to consider assembling a Zombie Defense Initiative or ZDI, for short. This team is a critical first line of defense. They are responsible for your safety and to respond to any possible threats. As you can see from the above photo, I have appointed Rick from "the walking dead" as chief ZDI operating commander. Because, well...he's a bad ass. Procure yourself a bad ass immediately. Now let's take a moment and review what we have so far:

   1. Caution and vigilance
   2. Maintain a plentiful supply of clean underwear
   3. Procure a strong defense team with a bad ass commander

So should we talk about weaponry? Absolutely. Let me first stress that guns should only be used as a final desperate measure. The sound of a single gun shot will carry and can attract zombies from quite a fair distance off. This is bad. Don't do it.  Knives are a good choice, but I cannot recommend highly enough the practical and extremely efficient bow and arrow. Second only to your ZDI, the bow and arrow will give you that deadly edge critical to your survival. The only drawback is running out of arrows, so make sure you collect them out of the zombie bodies before moving on. Use caution, as you do not want to expose any part of your person to the blood and guts.This is also bad. Don't do it. Better still is to have your bad ass commander do it. Yes, definitely the way to go. To sum up, the tip of the week is:

  4. practical and efficient weaponry

There you have it. I shall now send you back out into this crazy scary zombie infested world armed with vigilance, caution, appropriate weaponry, and the ZDI...and clean underwear. For another week anyway. In episode 3, we will be discussing basic survival skills and essential supplies. You won't want to miss it! Stay safe my friends.


*footnote*
       When considering a bad ass operating commander, it is imperative that he also rank at least a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 on the hunk-o-meter. He has to be of maximum hotness. avoid Weird Al Yankovic or Gene Hackman types. These will be of no use to you. And definitely no smarmy types like Jon Gosselin or Kody Brown. You may as well just hurl yourself into a zombies direct path. I can't wait to hear who you have all chosen!