I have no patience for stupid Hallmark/Lifetime made for TV movies. In fact, they make me violent. Especially stupid Hallmark/Lifetime made for TV movie titles. I came across this Shannon Doherty one recently when I was flipping through movies at a Redbox. "Growing The Big One"...tag line- "love grows in funny places". This is wrong on so many levels. It sounds like a really bad porn or a silly 6th grade sex ed video. Either way, no thanks, Shannon...keep the big one to yourself. It also reminded me of another stupid title."Mother, may I sleep with danger?" Yes, Tori, you may. In fact, not only do I invite you to sleep with something dangerous but I encourage it! Maybe a bear? If she had slept with a bear, perhaps we would have been spared "Tori and Dean - Home sweet whatever it is." This has given me a fantastic idea. I'm going to call Tori right now and see if she would be interested in a reboot. "Mother, May I Sleep With A Bear? Now tell me...who wouldn't pay to see that?
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I think stupid made for TV movies is where 90210 stars careers go to die. The coincidence here is not lost on me.
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