you knew this was coming......

Johnny Depp...How do I love thee? let me count the ways...You may have read or heard  in the news that he recently separated from his longtime girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis. I am so OK with this. One magazine headline read, "Johnny and his new woman". Well, in case you're wondering, I am the new woman. He totally dumped her for me. I just forgot to tell him.  

*footnote*
        For my Aunt's benefit, I have adhered to "appropriate dot protocol." If I could draw your attention to the dots following "Depp" and "ways" there are precisely 3, which apparently is the proper number. Not 2, not 4...3. I apologized profusely for my error that occurred in yesterday's entry and promised I would  immediately file that away under "don't care"...........