Bonjour! Merci! Tres Bien! Au Revoir! Merde!
Ok, that's about all the french I know, but I don't care. My newest obsession is with any and all things french. More specifically, Paris. I love Paris. I've started collecting anything I can find with the Eiffel Tower on it. You can barely see them in the picture, but I got these earrings for Christmas and they're my new favorite thing. Don't ask me what started this obsession. I don't know. All I know is that I want to move there. I want to become a snooty french person, eat croissants, sit at sidewalk cafes and make fun of all the silly American tourists. I think I would fit in quite well and the french people would embrace me. At least I have the name for it. Just think - I'll be able to find key chains and mugs, pencils and t-shirts with the name CHANTAL plastered all over them! It will be wonderful. The only thing I refuse to do is wear a beret. I look ridiculously bad in hats, so don't expect to see me sporting one anytime soon. You can however, expect to see me sporting my Eiffel Tower earrings! Viva la France!
*footnote*
Don't think I have forgotten the fact that Johnny lives in Paris. What a happy coincidence! Although now that he and Vanessa are no longer an item, who knows if he still spends any of his time there. Not a problem. After I kidnap him and force him to marry me, we'll find a cute little apartment overlooking the River Seine. And gorge ourselves on baguettes until we're sick......ahhh, that's the life for me!
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