I was delighted to no end when I found this picture online! . Me and my aunt, (my aunt and I ?.) We live by this element and always manage to end every conversation we have with a meh, whatever. We even try to outdo each other with our indifference- to see who literally can care less. She may have quantity, but I have quality. My indifference is unparalleled. Here is a list of things I don't give a rat's ass about...
1. sports - meh whatever
2. celebrity...anything...who gives a crap about what who's wearing, who's dating who, who's having a baby, and how much some famous person's mansion is worth...meh, whatever...
3. where you're going on vacation. I don't care and I don't need to see your pictures. I SO don't care.
4. who likes or who doesn't like me....again...meh,whatever
5. your cat....I hate your cat. I won't talk about my dog if you promise you won't talk about your stupid cat.
these are just a few examples of things that draw out my indifference. Now here is a list of things I DO care about...
1. I really care about chocolate...I mean REALLY care...
2. Johnny. this is no surprise. Everyone is fully aware of my intense desire and regard for Mr. Depp.
3. my bathroom-I really care about people NOT using my bathroom.
4. my stuff- I care about my stuff....don't touch my stuff. the end.
*footnote*
"I find it extremely difficult to care about things I just don't give a crap about..." - Me....and if you don't like tonight's blog entry......meh, whatever...
I'm trying to work up the energy to say that "My aunt and I" is the correct version of your statement, but I just don't care. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteLove, your completely indifferent Auntie. Meh.