Zombie Friday S2/ep. 3

AAAARRRGGHHHH!!! I hate December! I hate Christmas! 

                    Ok, so I don't hate Christmas completely, but I hate being stressed and having no time. I'm letting the poor blog go belly up again. It's been a week and a half. Where did it go? A week and a half already! Geez Louise....

                Do zombies sing Christmas carols? Well, according to this picture I found, they do. They decorate trees, so why not? I believe I even warned you of zombies caroling in a neighborhood near you, in point of fact. Remember when I told you NOT to open your doors lest your entrails become garland? Ya. They sing. And they have their own book of carols. But I still have one question - When do they find time to hunt for brains between decorating trees and caroling? And forget about all the holiday baking. And Christmas shopping. Sigh....It's exhausting being a zombie..and it's exhausting following zombie habits and writing about them. Not only do I have to follow them around documenting their activity, behavior and customs, I have to make sure I stay out of the way so I don't become christmas decorations or dinner. I really should get paid for this. I'm providing a valuable public service and I deserve fair compensation for sacrificing my time and putting myself in harms way to protect you people! Well maybe it's not all bad....I do get to hang out with my sexy bad ass commander, Rick...and he's so worth it....


                              *footnote*
                                     Rudolph the zombie reindeer....best christmas song...EVER! ..You have to check this out!

                      http://www.zombiereportingcenter.com/2010/12/19/zombie-christmas-carols/