Zombie Friday S2/ep. 2

      The holiday season is now officially underway. We've put up our lights, turned on the christmas music and decorated the tree. So naturally I want to know what zombies decorate their trees with. My guess is body parts and entrails, but I don't see how that could work. The zombies would crawl all over each other to get to the tree and then rip it to shreds, leaving a blooming mess of leftover body parts, entrails and pine needles in their wake. And everyone knows those damn needles are a bitch to clean up. Does this not present a problem and leave the zombies in a pickle? Not that I feel inclined to assist the zombies with their holiday decorating. I'd just end up on the tree...

            I also want to know if they go caroling. They already travel in packs so it seems entirely possible that they can go around the neighborhoods singing. Just teach them "joy to the world" and "the first noel" and there you have it. However, don't open your door when they come knocking. They get distracted real easy and as soon as they smell you, they'll forget all about singing "silent night" and try to eat you. And then drag you back so they can decorate their trees with your body parts and entrails. At least you'll smell of pine. 

                So let's sum up what we've learned tonight. You get a fact and A safety tip. Bonus!

                         

      1. FACT: zombies use entrails and body parts to decorate their trees....and they want yours.

                         

      2. SAFETY TIP: Don't open the door when zombies come a carolin'....If you absolutely must open your door for some stupid reason, make sure Daryl is standing right behind you with his bow and arrow at the ready. 

                           

                                 *footnote*

                                         wow - what a finale! If you missed the mid season finale of the Walking Dead, allow me to recap. Showdown at Woodbury between the gang and the governor. Merle and Daryl finally see each other after months but it doesn't look like it's going to end well. We learned the governor is even more of a fruit loop than originally thought. He kept a supply of zombie heads in fish tanks to feed his zombie daughter. Silly governor! Michonne discovered this and expressed her displeasure by killing the daughter and taking his eye out. It was pretty dramatic. Tune in February for new episodes! 

               

           Meanwhile, may your holiday season be filled with peace and joy.....and zombie free...