Tuesday, December 18, 2012

clever christmas letter


You're never too old to write a letter to Santa. And I love writing my letter to Santa every year. Or at least I did. It was a family tradition to sit and write our letters on Thanksgiving after we had finished dinner. Unfortunately, my sisters are big doodie heads and put a stop to this lovely family tradition a few years ago. I was bummed.  

Alas, my wonderful mother made me a christmas scrapbook filled with all my letters. She saved every one! Tonight, I thought I'd share some excerpts of the last letter I wrote which was exactly 4 years ago. I try to be creative so I'm not writing the same thing year after year. I'm especially proud of this one. I call it "My clever christmas letter"

                         Dear Santa,
                                 It's christmas once more, time to write a new letter....has this year for you been better than ever? We are all fine here, I hope you are too. I don't want to know you've come down with the flu.....
                          
                           But the best news of all and I scream and I shout
                           Yay! the worst person in the world, yes, that Bush guy is out!
                            And no more McCain or his silly sidekick Palin
                            If she'd gotten in, we all would be wailin'!
                            We have a new president, this year has been grand,
                            he's smart and a democrat, the best in the land!
                            We know he'll do well, this Mr. Obama,
                            he's just the right guy to catch that Osama! 

                            We love you a lot, you're such a great guy,
                            we love you so much that we'll leave you some pie
                            Thank you for wonderful christmases each year
                            you fill all our hearts with warmth and good cheer!

Ok, so it was a little heavy on the political side 4 years ago. But I thought it was good. And at least I left out the part where I asked for twilight stuff... don't judge me...

       
                               *footnote*
                                      
        I'm still waiting for santa to bring me this guy. I ask for him every year and I'm still waiting. This HAS to be the year I wake up to find him under my tree wearing nothing but a big red bow and his sexy smile. please santa? I've been good! ....sigh...
                            


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