Welcome back to another to season of Zombie Friday! I trust you've survived the last 6 weeks without me. If you haven't, well, your fate is regrettable. You should have listened to me. For those of you who are still alive, congratulations!
Holy crap! I can't believe we're only a week out from Thanksgiving -which has me pondering the question: " Do zombies celebrate Thanksgiving?" I would assume they do. I bet they get together at zombie Grandma's house and enjoy zombie turkeys. Crazy zombie Uncle Fred brings the beer and zombie cousins Cathy and Christine make mashed potatoes and green bean casserole. You're in charge of the pumpkin pie and your zombie sister always brings the rolls, but she eats them before she even gets to the house. The zombie family really needs to clue in and stop putting her in charge of bringing the rolls.
I then began to wonder what zombies are thankful for...do they go around the table and share?
- 'I'm thankful there's a plentiful supply of people to nosh on"...
- "I'm thankful I'm dead and have no clue what the crap I'm doing"...
- "I'm thankful someone finally put a bullet in my brain and put me out of my misery"...
-"I'm thankful they put me in charge of the rolls so I can eat them all"...
Oh, the many things a zombie can be thankful for. After they've given thanks and consumed mass quantities of zombie turkeys...or people, I bet they watch a zombie football game. Zombie football games are extremely boring to watch, though. For us, a normal game only lasts 2 hours. For them, they last 2 months. Think about it...zombies move so slow, all they do is wander around the field and bump into each other. Don't ask me who wins or how. I think they all finally get bored themselves and just leave. Besides, there's more people to eat. They can't be bothered with sporting events.
Well, now we know a little bit about zombie thanksgiving traditions. I can't wait to see what they do for christmas. Until then, I wish you all a happy thanksgiving! Just don't accept any thanksgiving dinner invitations from zombies. If they run out of turkey, you're on the menu...just sayin'...
*footnote*
Speaking of zombies, I'll give you a quick sum up of this season's "Walking Dead"....Laurie just died, the baby's fine (for now) Rick's gone completely mental, Andrea has it bad for the governor, and Marchonne wants to spit on people. She doesn't trust the governor, so she left. And of course, there's all the usual gory zombie death we've come to expect. I love this show...
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