So sorry...I didn't realize it had been a week since my last post. I guess I got crazy busy. Scratch that...I don't have to guess...I got crazy busy. Crazy insanely busy....
This year for Christmas, I have a really weird item on my list. I've become completely obsessed with the Godfather movies, so I'm asking Santa to bring me the entire trilogy. I realize this is bizarre for a couple of reasons.
1. I'm a girl. This is a guy movie if ever there was one. Girls just don't ask for the Godfather movies let alone watch them, so this could be considered a breach of godfather protocol. Please don't tell anyone.
2. Nothing screams peace on earth and good will toward men like the godfather. I think this is considered a breach of Christmas protocol. Girls ask for dishes, perfume or jewelry and romantic comedies like Runaway Bride or season 1 of Grey's Anatomy. They don't ask for movies filled with mass murders and horse heads. So you see why this request is not Christmas-friendly and maybe even a wee bit inappropriate. I'm worried Santa's head is going to explode when he reads my letter. Not only am I girl, but I am a girl asking for films focusing on a family displaying numerous examples of non-good will behavior. Oh well. I don't care, because I really want them.
Maybe I'll make Santa an offer he can't refuse. Don't worry. I won't put a horse head in his bed...He just won't get any milk and cookies...
*footnote*
Now before you start sending me hate mail expressing your displeasure at my thoughtless and tasteless entreaty, I will have you know I have other things on my list. I can't remember everything now and of course I lost the piece of paper I wrote it all down on. All I know is that I want a set of tray tables, so I can watch the godfather while I eat...
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