She was right...I can't believe my mother was actually right! You know that ditch she's always talking about? Ya, well I found it...and I'm dead in it. This would be why the blog has been neglected and fallen into disrepair. And not a one of you even bothered to come looking for me to see if I required any assistance. Thanks a lot. And I'm fine now. I'm so glad you asked. You're probably wondering how I ended up dead in this ditch. Zombies pushed me in. My aunt refuses to acknowledge that this happened to me. I insisted that it did and pointed out that she couldn't possibly have any way of verifying, since she's been no where around. How does she know? She didn't come to my aid, either. And then she has the nerve to say I'm full of crap! No...the ditch was......a ditch full of zombie crap....stupid ditch....
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FYI- when you google "dead in a ditch" under images, pictures of Amy Winehouse come up.....hmmmm..interesting. Amy Winehouse. dead in a ditch. I was not surprised.
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