It has been brought to my attention just recently (tonight) that I have been sorely missed. According to one of my sources, I have loyal followers and adoring fans that demand my immediate return to the blog. Her exact words were, "Update your damn blog, please!" I'm picking up a vibe. I think she's trying to tell me to update my damn blog...or something like that. I had no idea I had such faithful and devoted readers who need me. After that passionate entreaty, how can I let them down? On the other hand, I can't help but think that my source is lying to me....I'd bet you anything that the faithful readers she's referring to is actually just one reader. No wait...probably not even a whole reader. It's a half of a reader. The rest of them are dead. Eaten by zombies or dead in a ditch. That would be alarming. But meh, whatever. I'll just get new faithful readers and more adoring fans. And a new source....preferably one who doesn't lie to me. Not that she cares....
*footnote*
I have no good excuses to offer for my leave of absence, so don't ask. if I have taught you anything, it is the element of indifference. I'm hoping it took and that you don't care. I'll be highly disappointed if you express even a hint of concern. So don't....ever....
No comments:
Post a Comment